So – I’ve never really been a “gym rat” (aside: isn’t that a weird name for someone who works out a lot? I blame Millennials). I mean – I’ll run a mile or two occasionally. For fun. I’m not uh – being chased or anything. I’d get caught if I was chased probably. Look – […]
I’m at a point where I don’t really know why I do this anymore
JANE: We had been dating for three whole weeks, and I was beyond ready to settle down and get married. There was just one problem though – He was afraid of commitment. — cut to Jack — JACK: Yeah I mean…again…we had only been dating for three weeks. That’s not even a month. I thought […]
they post THIS on your facebook wall on your birthday
So I was at this gay bar. I should preface that by saying this: I don’t often go to gay bars. In fact, I had never been to this particular gay bar before. For that matter, I hadn’t been to any gay bar before. Because I’m not gay. Just go with me on this. You’re going […]
Wow- we’re on a weird online dating streak here at M&AHSTS. Here’s another amusing anecdote at the expense of my dignity. This is a long one, but oh-so-worth it. Enjoy! —- A couple months ago, my lady friend and I parted ways, and, feeling quite alone, I signed up for an online dating website that […]
I have a fantastic superpower. Believe it or not, I have the amazing ability to make a situation at least ten times more awkward than it should be. The bad news is, I can’t control this power. I’m basically like a much lamer Hulk. Who isn’t green. Or exposed to some kind of weird scientific […]
…that hates it when the title and body of an article are connected by ellipsis? lol sorry Amalie
I had this lovely conversation today with a lady on tinder who wanted to know why more guys didn’t have books in their pictures. I think I’m going to be alone forever
Really fit, muscular-looking guy running on a sidewalk by a road. Slow motion montage begins. Shots are all close up on the runner. Dramatic, “Rocky”-like orchestra music plays. Suspense builds with each shot. shot of sweat on his sweatband shot of breathing hard in and out shot of foot stomping on the ground shot of […]
McLean & Amalie Have Something to Say 