JANE: We had been dating for three whole weeks, and I was beyond ready to settle down and get married. There was just one problem though – He was afraid of commitment. — cut to Jack — JACK: Yeah I mean…again…we had only been dating for three weeks. That’s not even a month. I thought […]
I don’t know about you, but one thing that will always fill me with red hot rage is when someone sits next to me on the bus when there are clearly empty seats elsewhere. This rage, however, has never given me the confidence to say anything. But if I did, I’m sure it’d go something like this… […]
Really fit, muscular-looking guy running on a sidewalk by a road. Slow motion montage begins. Shots are all close up on the runner. Dramatic, “Rocky”-like orchestra music plays. Suspense builds with each shot. shot of sweat on his sweatband shot of breathing hard in and out shot of foot stomping on the ground shot of […]
…we’re working on it.
Two guys, walking down the sidewalk to class. Tom: Yo!!! Dubs!!! Wait up! W: Tom! Welcome! Tom! Bienvenido! Tom! Welkommen! Tom! Huanying! Tom! … TOM: Haha, you’re a crazy dude. Anyway – W: English Detected. Did you know that Harold Larwood was a professional cricketer for Nottinghamshire in England from 1924 to 1938? TOM: uh, […]
Two dudes sitting at the beach relaxing in beach chairs Bro 1: How great is it to be out on the beach relaxing? Bro 2: Bro-tastic, bro. You know what my favorite part is? Bro 1: What? Bro 2: All the sexy babes out here. look at that one over there, flipping her hair in […]
Presenting – another short sketch! —— A birthday party for a little girl: Father: Hey Laura come get your cake! Laura and her group of friends rush to the kiddie table Laura: Yayyy!!! Mother: Alright ready? Everybody sing! Happy birthday… everyone joins in to sing the birthday song, father lights the candles Volunteer Firefighter jumps […]
Very Very Short Sketch with No Real Message So there are two dudes, and they’re talking about some girl that one of them likes: Dude 1: You should just go and talk to her, dude. Dude 2: Nah, I don’t know. She just seems like one of those inaccessible types, y’know? [They both turn to […]
Presenting – A short sketch Amalie and I threw together. Hooray! ——– Four girls hanging out gossiping BRENDA: …so then I said, ‘not if I eat all of your nutella first!’ all break out in laughter AMALIE: Omigod Brenda, you are the worst!! KRYSTAL: Literally, the worst person alive JAMIE: That’s nothing. Yesterday, for breakfast, […]
McLean and I once wrote this sketch and nothing happened after that. It’s silly, but it made me smile. So I’m just gonna dump it here. Existential Never Have I Ever Characters ELLIE, hostess of party NICOLE, tries a little too hard MIKE, his mom forced him to go to this party LARRY, flamboyantly-natured goth […]
McLean & Amalie Have Something to Say 