Thought of a Hypochondriac
How freeing it must be to not continuously be stopped in your tracks by your own imagination.
How freeing it must be to not continuously be stopped in your tracks by your own imagination.
I’ve recently been practicing the art of cutting out a particular type of friend and I’d like to share it with you. I firmly believe that you should forget about any “friend” that makes you feel like shit more than 10% of the time you hang out with them. Hear me out: I think we […]
A 4-year-old to me: Why don’t you have a baby? Me: …I don’t know. 4-year-old: Why don’t you have a husband? Me: …I don’t know…um…well…I’m too young 4-year-old: No, you’re not young. You’re a grown-up. *We proceed to stare at each other for a solid 5 seconds* 4-year-old: You’re weird. *waddles away* Me: …………………….*shouts after her* No, I’m not! That shit’s cold.
so wtf are we doing here?
none of you wished me a Happy Canada Day… so as a true Canadian, I’m gonna be totally okay with it and apologize to all of you for wasting your time with this post.
“How is it only 2:20? It’s gotta be like 3:45 at least!” … “AGHHH! HOW IS IT 8:00 ALREADY? IT’S GOTTA BE ONLY 3:55!”
Trying to come up with new characters and this is all we got so far… .
excuse me, but who the &%$! uses the “take photo” option when choosing a profile pic?
WHEN I GET MARRIED I’M MAKING THE RINGBEARER DRESS LIKE FRODO.
“i know but closing my eyes and aggressively putting in my headphones is so much better than doing that”