So in today’s news:

A 4-year-old to me: Why don’t you have a baby?

Me: …I don’t know.

4-year-old: Why don’t you have a husband?

Me: …I don’t know…um…well…I’m too young

4-year-old: No, you’re not young. You’re a grown-up.

*We proceed to stare at each other for a solid 5 seconds*

4-year-old: You’re weird. *waddles away*

Me: …………………….*shouts after her* No, I’m not!

That shit’s cold.