This didn’t happen to me. It happened to a friend of a friend. But I love telling this story because it makes me laugh every time I think about it: This girl was out at a club and some douche came up to her from behind (all great stories start out this way). He, of […]
…that hates it when the title and body of an article are connected by ellipsis? lol sorry Amalie
I don’t make a very good first impression. I’m very aware of that. Some people who don’t make good first impressions don’t really know why. But I just recently figured out why I don’t… Imagine, if you will, that last time you were telling a story to someone while they were on their phone. You know […]
…so to keep up with the hype, I’ve been listening to Serial and reading Gone Girl at the same time…. you thought doing one of those things was confusing… now I honestly have no idea who killed who and who isn’t crazy and WHAT IS REALITY ANYMORE TRY IT SOMETIME. and ON TOP OF THAT, […]
I don’t know about you, but one thing that will always fill me with red hot rage is when someone sits next to me on the bus when there are clearly empty seats elsewhere. This rage, however, has never given me the confidence to say anything. But if I did, I’m sure it’d go something like this… […]
Since McLean posted his experience on Tinder, I thought I’d follow the trend with one of my own. BACK STORY: My profile photo was of me holding up some tickets (that were to a Dave Chappelle show). Behold the gentleman who stole my heart… http://instagram.com/p/eG8tj8Ddmd/?modal=true He’s so dark and mysterious…I wonder if he’s still single.
I had this lovely conversation today with a lady on tinder who wanted to know why more guys didn’t have books in their pictures. I think I’m going to be alone forever
i’m about to go on a Cheetos run…anyone want anything?
Really fit, muscular-looking guy running on a sidewalk by a road. Slow motion montage begins. Shots are all close up on the runner. Dramatic, “Rocky”-like orchestra music plays. Suspense builds with each shot. shot of sweat on his sweatband shot of breathing hard in and out shot of foot stomping on the ground shot of […]
McLean & Amalie Have Something to Say 