So – I’ve never really been a “gym rat” (aside: isn’t that a weird name for someone who works out a lot? I blame Millennials). I mean – I’ll run a mile or two occasionally. For fun. I’m not uh – being chased or anything. I’d get caught if I was chased probably. Look – […]
How freeing it must be to not continuously be stopped in your tracks by your own imagination.
I’ve recently been practicing the art of cutting out a particular type of friend and I’d like to share it with you. I firmly believe that you should forget about any “friend” that makes you feel like shit more than 10% of the time you hang out with them. Hear me out: I think we […]
A 4-year-old to me: Why don’t you have a baby? Me: …I don’t know. 4-year-old: Why don’t you have a husband? Me: …I don’t know…um…well…I’m too young 4-year-old: No, you’re not young. You’re a grown-up. *We proceed to stare at each other for a solid 5 seconds* 4-year-old: You’re weird. *waddles away* Me: …………………….*shouts after her* No, I’m not! That shit’s cold.
so wtf are we doing here?
none of you wished me a Happy Canada Day… so as a true Canadian, I’m gonna be totally okay with it and apologize to all of you for wasting your time with this post.
“How is it only 2:20? It’s gotta be like 3:45 at least!” … “AGHHH! HOW IS IT 8:00 ALREADY? IT’S GOTTA BE ONLY 3:55!”
excuse me, but who the &%$! uses the “take photo” option when choosing a profile pic?
WHEN I GET MARRIED I’M MAKING THE RINGBEARER DRESS LIKE FRODO.
“i know but closing my eyes and aggressively putting in my headphones is so much better than doing that”
McLean & Amalie Have Something to Say 