A 4-year-old to me: Why don’t you have a baby? Me: …I don’t know. 4-year-old: Why don’t you have a husband? Me: …I don’t know…um…well…I’m too young 4-year-old: No, you’re not young. You’re a grown-up. *We proceed to stare at each other for a solid 5 seconds* 4-year-old: You’re weird. *waddles away* Me: …………………….*shouts after her* No, I’m not! That shit’s cold.
I’m at a point where I don’t really know why I do this anymore
JANE: We had been dating for three whole weeks, and I was beyond ready to settle down and get married. There was just one problem though – He was afraid of commitment. — cut to Jack — JACK: Yeah I mean…again…we had only been dating for three weeks. That’s not even a month. I thought […]
Wow- we’re on a weird online dating streak here at M&AHSTS. Here’s another amusing anecdote at the expense of my dignity. This is a long one, but oh-so-worth it. Enjoy! —- A couple months ago, my lady friend and I parted ways, and, feeling quite alone, I signed up for an online dating website that […]
As some of you know, McLean and I don’t do very well on Tinder. Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Just Xzibit. It usually gets weird pretty quickly. I present to the jury, Exhibit C: http://instagram.com/p/xk0CDtjdr7 Happy Tuesday, y’all
Since McLean posted his experience on Tinder, I thought I’d follow the trend with one of my own. BACK STORY: My profile photo was of me holding up some tickets (that were to a Dave Chappelle show). Behold the gentleman who stole my heart… http://instagram.com/p/eG8tj8Ddmd/?modal=true He’s so dark and mysterious…I wonder if he’s still single.
I had this lovely conversation today with a lady on tinder who wanted to know why more guys didn’t have books in their pictures. I think I’m going to be alone forever
McLean & Amalie Have Something to Say 